Letra da Música: If I Were Gay - Steven Lynch

Here we are dear old friend
Lalala drunk again
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskie's gone to my head

But if i were gay i would give yew my heart
And if i were gay yuo'd eb my work of art
And if i were gay we would swim in romance
But im not gay so get yer hands out of my pants

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

But if i were gay i were gay i would give you my love
And if i were gay i would give yew a hug
And if i were gay we would tear the walls
But im not gay so pleez stop cuppin' my b...hands!